Hey there! I'm a certified glitter junkie and self-proclaimed Nyan Cat overlord. My life is basically a never-ending GIF party, with rainbow explosions and blinkies everywhere. If it's sparkly, loud, or totally unnecessary, I'm there. Kool? Kool.

Some say I overdo it, but I say "YOLO in neon." I build websites that look like a glitter tornado threw up, and I love it. Brutally honest? Heck yeah. Funny? Only if you think chaotic internet humor is life. Basically, if it doesn't sparkle, does it even exist?